TMI Mom Bites the Big Apple: Essays by Heather Davis

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When a tired, small-town mom from the Midwest is offered the chance to fly away to The Big Apple for just 24 hours – if only for a chance to sleep without being touched, breathed on or poked by her husband or her children – she dashes away and lets the city enter her soul. Spending a night in Times Square prior to her nationally televised talk show debut, Heather Davis takes her readers along with her as she experiences New York City for the first time. Hilarity will ensue. Oh, will it ensue. The short collection of humorous essays also includes the first essay in Davis' upcoming book, TMI Mom: Oversharing My Life.

Praise for Heather Davis:
“The antithesis of the Pioneer Woman, Heather Davis keeps it real.  Proceed with caution, serious types.  Everyone else, buckle up for a wild and funny ride. – Heather “FloJo” Sheffield

“If Heather Davis doesn’t make you laugh, you might need medication.” – Lela Davidson, author of Blacklisted from the PTA

Heather Davis WOULD tell if you if those pants made you look fat, then invite you out for cheesecake. – Dani Stone, author of “No Place Like Home” and “Next Left”

“Heather’s sweet and perhaps a little crazy. Also I know for a fact that she drove her minivan down a bike path in Arkansas. But that’s just because she’s from Oklahoma and doesn’t know any better. –Stephanie McCratic, Evolved Mommy blog
 
“He’s the only person I know who can find the funny in going to the gyno. Next funeral I have to go to, I’m taking her with me.” – C.D. Jarmola, author of Murder Goes to Church
 
“Heather will beat the s#!+ out of a hanging lamp in a hotel room just to keep her friends safe.” Shannon Hahm, Still Seeking Martha blog
 
“I leave my child in the car for 15 second while I put the shopping cart up and get a 20 minute lecture from a concerned citizen about the dangers of leaving my child. Heather actually drives away leaving her child in a restaurant bathroom, blogs about it and gets a multi-year, multi-book deal and a trip to New York City.” – Jennifer McMurrain, author of Quail Crossings
 
“That Heather Davis is a sly one. She puts on this sweet persona of a junior high English teacher-minivan-mom-Oklahoma salt-of-the-earth woman. You think you have her figured out and then she slams you with the unexpected, can’t-believe-she-said that oversharing hilarity. Who confesses that she uses Jersey Shore for hairstyling tips or that she nearly peed her pants in Lowes? Heather does. And we all keep coming back to see what she’ll say next.” – Angie Albright, A Growing Season blog